Foo (disambiguation)

By: Chingas

High tier Monkey soldiers trained to near perfection

Most are former Cactus Army Soldiers

Armed with the Banana Blaster (powerful banana machine gun) and the Prick Gun (cactus needle launcher)

Feats

100000 Monkey Bars in rapid succession

500 bananas eaten

76481 (and counting) heretics purged

28102930183030282 bullets fired (banana bullets too)

History

Was founded so Monkes could have a protector to keep them safe from man and the other evil monstrosities, fairly new but are decked out in the strongest bamboo armor.

Notable Battles

Battle of Banana Bay

-Win

-Close call with one surviving Monke member holding on to the Army Flag for dear life after igniting a gas explosion

Salamander Skrimish

-Win

-Teamed up with the frogs to eliminate the Salamanders

Chimp Rising

-Win

-A group of heretical chimps caused a ruckus and were instantly silenced and never heard of again

Battle on Stone Dong

-Loss

-4 soldiers held on for 8 weeks fighting armies of H*umans before running out of banana reserves and fleeing

How to become a Mokne Marine

Harsh training that involves killing at least 500 enemies of Monke, several thousand Monke bars and holding 100 bananas in your armpits

Remaining Marines- 723

Casualties-238

Overall Victories-35

Overall Losses-7